2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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