If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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