What a fucking waste of an outfit
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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