Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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