found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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