imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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