you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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