i don't like sucking hair
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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