Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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