Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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