she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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