I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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