What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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