he looks like a really good dad on facebook
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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