a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
