and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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