All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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