normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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