i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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