dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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