so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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