Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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