just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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