i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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