Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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