i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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