and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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