Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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