Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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