So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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