on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
