Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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