So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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