Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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