white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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