let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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