I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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