so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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