Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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