Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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