Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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