I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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