whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I party with great urgency now.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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