dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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