I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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