you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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