have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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