"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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