Whod you bang
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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