I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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