it wasn't lemon gatorade
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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