I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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