what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
