I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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